emokingsasuke:

love is real lads

dwarven-beard-spores:

Sophie

• Convinced she’s fated to be a failure by pervasive societal messages
  
• Depressed and anxious to the point that leaving the house terrifies her
  
• Constant excuses to not talk to people
  
• Wears one color and it is grey (like her soul)
  
• “I’m eighteen but I’m ninety at heart”
  
• RAGE
  
• Has to get away from her home so she moves into a terrifying moving castle bc it’s free and at this point why not
  
• *everything’s on fire* “This is fine”
  
• I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE WORLD WORKS o wait shit fuck
• Feelings? What are those? I only know cleaning.
  

Howl

• Fancy degree that he has to move to another world to use
  
• Loves his blood family but just… can’t be around them 
  
• “Why don’t you have a real job”
  
• Cannot handle responsibility
  
• Is responsible for things anyway
  
• “Howl we have no money” “I’m going to buy a skull”
  
• Embodiment of Do It For The Aesthetic ™
  
• also “treat yo self” 
• Just Can’t anymore and has a meltdown over his hair (aka everything else in his life)
  
• “Oh no I care for all these people why”
  
• Overcharges rich people and undercharges poor people bc the system sucks
  
• Last night on earth? Time to get wasted.
  
• “I don’t care” he says caringly, while caring deeply.
  

Michael

• Anxious bab
  
• What is happening why this plz help
  
• Stresses out over his homework only to find out the papers had gotten mixed up and he was doing the wrong thing
  
• “I guess this now” :/
  
• Better at adulting than the actual adults
  
• Loves his gf so much and is so openly happy about it
  
• A bit useless in a crisis
  
• Tries so hard, gets so far
  
• Found family is the best family
  

Calcifer

• “I’m being exploited!”
  
• Complains about everything
  
• Bored. Just. So bored. Give him attention.
  
• Used to be literal star but things went wrong and now he’s living in a fireplace
  
• Eats everything and anything. 
  
• “Guys I have arms be impressed by my arms”
  
• Creates a castle for the Aesthetic that also looks like it’s about to fall apart and frightens people.
  
• Oops he cares about these assholes now time to ride or die for them